I plan to start this adventure where most misadventures starts: craigslist.
In an effort to feel less like a use car salesman trying to sell damaged goods I tried to keep the post short and easy to read.
My craigslist ad will look something like this:
So lets see: I’ve got a boyfriend who I love, an apartment I need to clean, a library card I use mostly for Kindle check outs, running shoes I put about 10 miles on a week, bottles of nail polish I look at daily that I need to use and lust for draft beer I need to satisfy. Basically I’m an AA girl who has got it all with the exclusion of female friends ( which I guess would all exclude the use of the word all, huh?). After college most of friends relocated leaving me here with no one to indulge in girly/Chicagoy things.
I included a bullet list of some of my interest in case you’re too lazy to read paragraphs ( like me)
• I like museums
• I like to read ( [post] modern fiction)
• I like naps
• I like draft beer
o Light wheat beer
• I’m addicted to bread
• I enjoy deep conditioning my hair
• I like the color purple
• I love mozzarella sticks
• I drink, but I don’t smoke
• I have 6 stamps in my passport
• I run
o Not fast or well, but I try
• I am from Jersey
• I like make that love nail polish
What do you think? Would you reply to my ad?
I will also be replying to others ad. My method will be skipping right to the first date. Operation Friend Request in full effect